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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Jul 20, 2012 12:57:53 GMT -6
Week 1: I vote to evict JUN and PARKER. Chima - You kind of suck... which is why we're keeping you in. You and Britney are a team which will be a target for the next rounds. Hopefully this isn't a mistake keeping you in the game. Jun - You're Jason's target and kind of a sacrificial lamb to keep Britma in the game as a target. It sucks being the first to go but bitch you had your shot just like the rest of us. Sorry you botched it up  Parker - Not a big fan of you from our original season. You'll prolly be spared this time but I like Cassandra more than you. Deal with it O:-) Cassandra - Miss thing... people had it out for you this time. Maybe because your win last season is still fresh on everyone's mind and they're jealous... who knows! But the house hates you.. and that's why ill vote for you to stay. But you're prolly still gone.. o wellz. Lata biznatch :-3 |
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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Jul 26, 2012 13:26:37 GMT -6
Week 2:
I vote to evict AMY and JOSHUAH.
Amy - This was a terrible vote for me on the nice side thanks to Chima's reign of terror.. both you and Jason are people I consider allies and who I want to stay in this game. I just had to consider who was the stronger competitor in the competitions and unfortunately I need Jason in here to win comps and keep me protected. Im so sorry you have to take the fall. Maybe one of these times we can be allies and make it all the way. Best of luck :-3
Joshuah - You never got to talk to me and Braden's my man from season 9. This vote is a no brainer. Now gtfu of our house you nasty biznatch. :-3 Much love. -Dick
Jason - You're turning out to be one of my biggest allies in the house and you are kind of my rock in here. I can count on you to have my back and win comps. So I will be shocked and devastated if it's you leaving.
Braden - I'm not sticking my neck out on a line for you since there are rumors of a season nine alliance.. so you gotta step it up and save yourself. I cant risk campaigning for you to stay but obviously Im pulling for ya. We were buds in our original season.. but we'll see if you'll be spared. Ttyl dude.
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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Aug 3, 2012 9:20:24 GMT -6
Week 3:
This is an easy choice... I vote to evict BRITNEY and CHIMA.
Britney - Fare thee well you disgusting skankopotamus. I am love love loving watching you loose your mind trying to save yourself this week. It was soo sad and pathetic it was entertaining lol. I almost thought about rallying the votes to keep you safe this week since you're such a troll and hated by pretty much everyone in the house (aka a target) but then I was like nahh.. This bitch should leave. Byezzzz!!! :-3
Chima - You were asssociated with Britney so no matter how much you changed your tune this week... you still get to go down on the sinking ship.. or in burning flames... however it is you want to die. Thank your bff4lyfe for this eviction. Bye bye Miss Thang!!! Now GTFO of my house you disgusting biznatch. :-3
Josh - Who are you? How are you an All Star?
Dominic - Enjoy safety this week my love. If somehow Chima gets the house to flip on you I will rip her head off by that nasty weave and make her payy. But I think you're good so yayyy! :-3 : does a happy dance :
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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Aug 13, 2012 9:11:06 GMT -6
Week 4:
I vote to evict RUSSELL and NICK.
Jason - Dude I feel hellah guilty for you being out of the game.. I was the target, won POV and you got backdoored. This sucks because you were a strong player and someone who was on my side. With you out of this house I'm definitely on my own. I have a feeling I will be leaving sooner rather than later now. You will definitely be missed. Later dude, it was great playing!
Nick - In hindsight I probs should've kept you..since Lori's definitely in some other alliances and a strong player. I'm just hoping she'll keep the BBR9 alliance in mind and protect me. Only time will tell. Sorry we clashed near the end... I think you're a cool dude and I would've really liked to get to know ya. Take care bud.
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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Aug 24, 2012 11:00:33 GMT -6
Week 5:
I vote to evict PORSCHE.
Porsche - I obviously wanted you to stay.. you were like the leader of the outsider alliance. I really loved being on your side and working together. I had to blend in with the other side since they controlled this eviction with their 4 votes to our side's 3. Karen, Drew and Parker all tipped me off as to how they were voting so I knew no amount of scrambling would've helped you at that point. Did you deserve my 3rd vote for you to stay? Absolutely.. but this is the nature of the game. I hope you understand.. we will all miss ya girl! And now that you brought us together the outsiders are going to war baby! I hope we do ya proud! Ttyl.
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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Aug 29, 2012 22:06:45 GMT -6
Week 7: I vote to evict CASSANDRA. Cassandra - When I voted you back into this game I had high hopes of teaming up and taking out those darn mafias. Unfortunately things panned out terribly for you... and Rachel is the main reason you're gone. The mafia wanted to backdoor Lori, but Rachel wouldn't do it... for whatever reason. So instead of Lori, it's you. You're such a sweet person and I enjoyed playing with ya for the few rounds we have! I feel bad for ya.  Dominic - Easy decision. You NEED to stay for my health and sanity. We are the unbreakable dynamic duo/bromance of the season... and America and all the viewers would be so heartbroken if we were to be separated! Sooo you better stay my love. <3 I think we're guna squeek by yet again! |
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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Sept 6, 2012 16:32:18 GMT -6
Week 8:
I happily vote to evict JOSHUA.
Josh - I fought all this week to save your ass... in the veto, putting my neck on the line convincing Lori to backdoor Drew instead of it being you, and how did you repay my efforts? You campaigned, often, for it to be me who goes up in Parker's place. Not cool bro. So now you get to pay the price. Sux you weren't as loyal as I'd hoped. Dissapointing my man. Byez!
Cassandra - If it's you who go I will feel bad because you're super sweet and still on my side, I hope! Don't pull a Josh and stab me when you're in trouble!
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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Sept 11, 2012 21:21:27 GMT -6
Week 9:
In the event of a tie, I vote to evict Slaveboy Drew.
Drew: Pathetic players only sign up for games with their friends to gain unfair advantages over others. Pathetic players rarely tell the truth and never follow through on their commitments. Pathetic players win the veto and then voluntairly evict themselves by using it on their master. You are a pathetic player. And probably the stupidest All Star in Recycled history... like this was worse than Erik giving away immunity on Survivor. YOU ARE GOING TO JURY IN A SHORT BUS. AND A STRAIGHTJACKET. Ahbuhbyee Crazypants/Slaveboy!! We'll miss youuu. NOT!
Russell: I can't... just imagining me in the final six with both the great dictator and her man slave, it's too much. Please stay!
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Post by "Evel Dick" Donato on Sept 20, 2012 11:33:52 GMT -6
Week 10:
I vote to evict RUSSELL.
Russell - You crossed me one too many times. This is for Dominic you traitor. If you were gonna team up with Rachel you had better have a track record like hers... if you can hang with the beast and save yourself by winning comps, that's one thing, but you can't.. and just like the rest of Rachel's allies, you get to take the fall for her. Congratulations!
Lori - I single handedly saved yo ass this week. So be grateful! If you''re gone, Cassandra voted you out and changed the plan without telling anyone.
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