Week 3

["Evel Dick" Donato]

Last week ended horribly for me.. I suffered a major blow when the house evicted Braden in addition to Amy. I needed Josh to go but there was no way I could campaign for Braden to stay without putting a target on the season 9 group that the house has been whispering may be in an alliance... which we kind of are and kind of aren't. Either way.. instead of two neutral players walking through those doors.. it was potential allies. Not good.

Once you see people you were alligned with in one way or another getting evicted you know you're in trouble. And I was... until the clouds parted and I was saved by an angel wih abs..DREW WINS HOH!!! BOOYAH BITCHES!! Yet again a Dick-mate wins the comp on the nice side so I don't have to. This is amazing. Now I know im safe for the week and I can focus on ensuring that my allies on the nice side survive Porsche's reign as HoH. If Dom and Jason can both survive this week I will be sitting pretty. Im calling it right now. Dick Dominic Drew and Jason.. 4 Horsemen domination! Watch out All Stars!

Xoxo -Dick

["Evel Dick" Donato]

Aaannnd Im safe for the week. Told ya so ;-) BAM! If Dom and Jason avoid the block it will be aaaaammmazing! Heheheheeehe.

P.s. Can I just say... how happy it makes me to see Britney squirm in the hot seat for a change. Bitch has had it coming. It made me absolutely estatic when she lost the HoH comp after trying so hard to get it and now getting nomed is the salt in the wound baby. I may smile to her face but it was me who told Drew aka Mr. Abs aka Official Dickmate of the Year everything she told to me in confidence on people's real identities and alliances in the house. Im sure Drew didnt appreciate you calling him out. Too bad, so sad. You cross me enough times I eventually get my revenge. Ta ta you tired ass biznatch. GTFO of this game... your season was ages ago. Irelevant ass queen. See you never. Yay for Dick-Domination!!!! And another one bites the dust.

["Evel Dick" Donato]

Week 3 in sum.. successful :-) We double evicted the trashiest nastiest players in the history of the game. Bye bye biznatches Britney can kiss my evil ass.. you got PWND BITCH! Landed right in prejury where your skank ass belongs.