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Post by Amy "Holy Fool" Crews on Jul 25, 2012 16:46:06 GMT -6
ENJOY!
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Post by Enzo Palumbo on Jul 25, 2012 17:15:18 GMT -6
LMAO! I'm sorry Peter. It does suck. Good luck though. I know you'll fight your ass off!
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Post by Amy "Holy Fool" Crews on Jul 25, 2012 17:18:06 GMT -6
I will...Not much you can do though when a schizophrenic, histronic, borderline, paranoid, anitsocial, avoidant, mess of a person is HoH
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Post by Amy "Holy Fool" Crews on Jul 26, 2012 0:14:01 GMT -6
Well...Last week was a mess. Both votes were completely up in the air, back and forth from the getgo. No one really knew what they were doing until the last minute, and it led to lots of waffling and lots of "HEY! What are you doing this week? "
Cassandra and Jun go home, 9-6 and 8-7, and I think, AWESOME...I voted in the majority! YAY! Better than last time!
So, then we get a Power of Transfer Twist, where Porsche and Lori get swapped from Nice to Naughty.
The HoH is Majority Rules...And I lolfail on the first question, and the HoH's become Lori and Chima.
I'm thinking...Awesome, I kept Chima in an 8-7 vote. Bitch owes me.
Guess I'm the fool. Dominic and I go on the block, I talk to Jason, and he says he had talked to Chima about things, and she wants Dom out, and I apparently have 10 votes to stay.
I confront Chima about it, and she says I'm up because she thinks I lied to her about my eviction vote...Um...REALLY?
What kind of raging cuntwaffle WHORE nominates anyone who kept her the week after they kept them in an 8-7 vote? The psychotic Chima, that's who!
So, I start campaigning against Dominic, slowly but surely. Chima wins veto...And I'm thinking...Okay, veto isn't gonna be used, I get to stay, right?
AGAIN...WRONG!
Chima makes this giant black diva cuntress speech reminiscent of Annie from AS2, being a nutjob, and saves Dominic, who was leaving, and puts up Jason, who has deals with everyone because he was HoH last week. She then goes back and forth with Jason in the thread, but it's all a hoax. Karen and Rachel both tell me that I've been her target from the outset...Just...Ugh...
It's like Chima's all butthurt because people told her to be rational with her HoH decision, so she pulled something like this:
So, basically, at this point, my eviction is inevitable. Dominic, Dick, Braden, and a few others strung me along. Rachel is telling everyone she's evicting me but is keeping me, and the amazing alliance of Britney, Karen, Rachel, and I, called Three Blondes and a Breeder, must press on without me. I'm going to be leaving in a 10-3 vote...I've accepted that, and will be working on my goodbye speech tomorrow. I wish people could just be honest with me...I told them nothing but the truth. Oh well, that's Big Brother.
Thanks, Julie, for bringing me back one last time! Recycled will always hold a fond place in my heart as one of my favorite ORGs of all time, and a place where I really learned a lot of amazing tricks from some phenomenal players like Enzo, Jen, Justin, James, Casey, Kristen, and Brian, and I've grown up as a player by having to play against them!
Peace out, y'all! ^_^
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Post by Brian Hart on Jul 26, 2012 7:25:16 GMT -6
I love you Peter! Work it out!
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Post by Amy "Holy Fool" Crews on Jul 26, 2012 23:51:39 GMT -6
Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't see this coming. I've seen this coming since the second Dominic was vetoed off the block. No one fooled me. I may not be the greatest player in Recycled History, but I've never been lacking in the smarts department.
I'd like to first off say to the people that strung me along all week and promised both nominees their vote-Grow a backbone. I was honest with both nominees last week that I kept, and would have told both Cassandra and Jun straight up if they asked me if I was evicting them if I would have or not. It's pretty pathetic that I can't get the same courtesy from y'all, but hey, it's Big Brother, so it's expected.
To those of you who didn't give me false hope, tell me one thing and tell everyone else another thing-Thank you. I respect you as players and people a lot more than those who strung me along.
To those of you who kept me-Thank you, I know who you are, I love you guys, kick some ass.
And, finally, I'd like to address my last part of my speech to Chima.
Chima, I heard from multiple sources this week that your goal as HoH was to evict someone from the game that cast a stone against you last week and evicted you. Congratulations, you really accomplished that feat, as shown below!
So, glad that strategy did wonders for you! Pat yourself on the back! You just had the most successful HoH reign in Recycled History!
And...In case it hasn't crossed your mind yet that I'm being sarcastic...I'm being sarcastic. You are such a loose cannon it's ridiculous. You're irrational, you're psychotic, and you're insufferable. Speaking to you is like speaking to a robot. Do you live in Belarus or some shit, or do you have the social skills of a schizophrenic person who stares at the wall all day in a catatonic state drowning in their own filth?
It's ridiculous that you sat here and even put me on the block. You asked me for a vote last week, I obliged, yet you thought I evicted you. Even after I told you and showed you my vote, you didn't believe me. It's really pathetic. I may be gone, Chima, but I can rest assured knowing you will NOT win this game, and I cannot wait to see you go. Everyone thinks you're certifiably insane, because you are, do yourself a favor and institutionalize yourself.
To everyone else-I harbor no ill will or hard feelings, I wish you guys all the luck in the world!
Julie-Thanks for bringing me back one last time! This series will forever hold a fond place in my heart!
Peace ~Amy
Goodbye I'm posting in public tomorrow^
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