Week 2

[Chenbot]

["Evel Dick" Donato]

Ms. Chen why you givin me that stank face? You know I write a confessional every week and also the fact that Lori won HOH and didnt nominate me shows you that Ive been busy working her... so why the Dick hate? :-3

Anyway here are some thoughts on this week. Lori won which initially scared me but my strategy this season has been to ally with the nice HOHs and make whatever deal I can to stay off the block. It worked with Jason and its working so far with Lori. I mentioned the possibility of a season 9 truce just so we can all help protect each other to get through the twist. It was a great way for me to make 2 more allies on the nice side who will keep me safe if they win. Next week ill have Jason, Dom, Drew, and maybe even Parker going into the HoH and they all would keep me safe. We'll have to see what happens with the power of transfer but I feel like im setting myself up to be in as good of a position as possible.

This week will be unfortunate as it was Chima's reign of terror and none of her nominations have been good for me. Luckily Dom was vetoed but Jason was put up in his spot. I need Jason in the game because out of all my allies (my legion of hotties) he is the strongest competitor in the challenges. That means he cant go and unfortunately Amy has to be sacrificed. I know shed probably never put me up.. which is why it sucks to see her go.. but I guess this is the year of the men. Hopefully my all-dudes alliance can start to form and take over control of the game. My plan is that while everyone is focused on the Chima vs Jason thing.. my group of boys will go unnoticed until it's too late. Muahahahaha :-3 Til next time. :-3

Xoxo
<3 Dick