Post by Britney Sebik-Haynes on Jul 12, 2012 9:55:24 GMT -6
Well Hello there sunshines! Whose glad to see that I'm back?
So its my first day back in my humble home, welcome! So I look at the memory board and here is the cast this year!
Amy: Amy is a sweet sweet ball of sunshine but much like me, we know nothing of how to play, we sort of just roll around and kind of hope we get somewhere. I really hope she pulls out some thug moves and kicks the shit out of a bitch, naturally though if she does that it will be after me.
Braden: Who the fuck is he and what season is he from?
Britney: Oh my god she is so flawless, what can I do to be more like her? She knows all about the game thats why she gets out so early.
Cassandra: She is black so she will probs make jury
Chima: see Cassandra
Dick: Oh my god we hated eachother in starz, will I like him? Obviously not, will I target him? Not at all because he runs his mouth so much anyway he will get himself out before too long... just like I do
Dom: I adore him but this game will be a definite test of our friendship... he has watched me play dozens of times and he knows if he makes the wrong move I will go for the throat. I will be the first to admit I'm a catty mean person and you just don't wanna test me.
p.s. I used to like him a lot more but recently for some reason I haven't been
Drew: WHO?
Jason: He was on a season with me once... and he was so fucking boring I died. True story check that shit out.
Josh: I want him out because he picked Josh and thought that was ok.
Jun: Funny funny chick, I don't think she likes me that much, if possible I would want an alliance with her because I know she is so boss.
Karen: REUNITED! I adore Karen sooo much, I will always love Karen, she is just so outspoken, so flawless, so funny, I know we will have lots of slumber parties this summer and talk shit on everyone breathing.
Lori: WHO?
Nick: Is that nick? oh god that must be older because if its newer he should kill himself.
Parker: He will always and forever be named buckwheat the nigglet, he must accept this or his fate will come swiftly.
Rachel: I remember liking her talking to her when she was in another season... but seriously who picks imbred ass Rachel? disgusting pick.
Russell: That outfit is never ok! A fedora hasn't been in style ever..... It will never be. Nigga you look a fucking fool.
Julie has done it again, she has manage to place me in a house full of people I won't be able to stand! SHE KNOWS WHAT I THRIVE IN. Julie never realizes it but everytime she casts people she thinks "What would Britney hate most?"
Am I here to win after me never trying? yes, I want to actually test my wits and try my hardest in comps instead of laying there till the last second. Who knows maybe if I don't doubt myself I will be blessed. If you ever doubted me and said I tried ask Jenni J, there were countless times she wanted to punch me in the face for half assing it in comps.
I need to at least make Jury and with this house full of people I'm thinking I'll be targeted early because of my antics, but I WILL never change a thing about me despite wanting to win badly.
And if there is a next season I call Ian I said it now, give me Ian I'll kill a whore if I don't get him.
Whose ready for an insane summer?
So its my first day back in my humble home, welcome! So I look at the memory board and here is the cast this year!
Amy: Amy is a sweet sweet ball of sunshine but much like me, we know nothing of how to play, we sort of just roll around and kind of hope we get somewhere. I really hope she pulls out some thug moves and kicks the shit out of a bitch, naturally though if she does that it will be after me.
Braden: Who the fuck is he and what season is he from?
Britney: Oh my god she is so flawless, what can I do to be more like her? She knows all about the game thats why she gets out so early.
Cassandra: She is black so she will probs make jury
Chima: see Cassandra
Dick: Oh my god we hated eachother in starz, will I like him? Obviously not, will I target him? Not at all because he runs his mouth so much anyway he will get himself out before too long... just like I do
Dom: I adore him but this game will be a definite test of our friendship... he has watched me play dozens of times and he knows if he makes the wrong move I will go for the throat. I will be the first to admit I'm a catty mean person and you just don't wanna test me.
p.s. I used to like him a lot more but recently for some reason I haven't been
Drew: WHO?
Jason: He was on a season with me once... and he was so fucking boring I died. True story check that shit out.
Josh: I want him out because he picked Josh and thought that was ok.
Jun: Funny funny chick, I don't think she likes me that much, if possible I would want an alliance with her because I know she is so boss.
Karen: REUNITED! I adore Karen sooo much, I will always love Karen, she is just so outspoken, so flawless, so funny, I know we will have lots of slumber parties this summer and talk shit on everyone breathing.
Lori: WHO?
Nick: Is that nick? oh god that must be older because if its newer he should kill himself.
Parker: He will always and forever be named buckwheat the nigglet, he must accept this or his fate will come swiftly.
Rachel: I remember liking her talking to her when she was in another season... but seriously who picks imbred ass Rachel? disgusting pick.
Russell: That outfit is never ok! A fedora hasn't been in style ever..... It will never be. Nigga you look a fucking fool.
Julie has done it again, she has manage to place me in a house full of people I won't be able to stand! SHE KNOWS WHAT I THRIVE IN. Julie never realizes it but everytime she casts people she thinks "What would Britney hate most?"
Am I here to win after me never trying? yes, I want to actually test my wits and try my hardest in comps instead of laying there till the last second. Who knows maybe if I don't doubt myself I will be blessed. If you ever doubted me and said I tried ask Jenni J, there were countless times she wanted to punch me in the face for half assing it in comps.
I need to at least make Jury and with this house full of people I'm thinking I'll be targeted early because of my antics, but I WILL never change a thing about me despite wanting to win badly.
And if there is a next season I call Ian I said it now, give me Ian I'll kill a whore if I don't get him.
Whose ready for an insane summer?
