Whatever

[Rachel Plencner]

Whatever - Bitching about morons thread
You don't want to be in here...

Week 2


Braden: Don't be nervous sunshine.

Chima: Stop being a loose cunt cannon and actually make your cunt useful. Pull out your fucking tampon and become a normal human being

Evel Dick: You're psycho. I'm going to start pretending I like boxed wine though. Hopefully that gets you off your flaming brony.

Jason: You're sketchier than the bills in a stripper thong. I enjoy you more when you're drunk. You're somehow cleaner that way. :/

Josh: You're the whiniest piece shit in this game. GTFO NOW

Lori: Just because she told me not to put her in here.

Parker: Who?


I wish I could rage more, Lori is keeping me happier than I probs would be normally.

[Rachel Plencner]

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:35 pm
Braden-Le Troll
CHima-Shitma
Dick-Schizophrenic fagbag on rainbow unicorn pony
Josh- Eggplant









Daniele Donato 1:36 pm
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:36 pm
Nick - Jason bot
Russell- Lori's dildo





Daniele Donato 1:36 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:37 pm
Parker -Bran Muffin



Daniele Donato 1:37 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
this are so true hahahaha

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:37 pm
This chat better go in your DR
js

Daniele Donato 1:37 pm


Bubbles Powerpuff 1:37 pm
yes
It would be even more amazing if you
found pics
to go with these

Daniele Donato 1:37 pm
OMG

YES
hahaha

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:37 pm
Jason -Atypical hypocritical preacher man



and



Bubbles Powerpuff 1:38 pm
Drew -The house's personal cum bucket



Daniele Donato 1:38 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
poor Drew

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:38 pm
Dominic - The spitoon



Daniele Donato 1:38 pm
lol

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:39 pm
Britney - Amazing but multiple-personality disordered hot mess express with both a puritanical Christian upbringing and reckless wild crackwhore



Daniele Donato 1:39 pm
YES HAHAHA

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:39 pm
These types of commentaries=why I will be missed

Daniele Donato 1:39 pm
What about the rest of us haha
Well Lori and Porsche lol

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:40 pm
Those people are awesome so I'm not being mean to them lol
But if I could find some
Lori - Professor Quirrell (The man with two faces)



Daniele Donato 1:40 pm
lol

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:41 pm
Porsche - Joseph Stalin. Even though she's awesome and Stalin was a cocksucking douchebag, it fits because Porsche uses propoganda and half truths to manipulate the masses.



Daniele Donato 1:41 pm
mhm
troof
there's julie

Bubbles Powerpuff 1:41 pm
*Hugs and swings bag over shoulder* Kill them all

[Rachel Plencner]

Week 3

Britney - Once a good puritanical christian girl, saying her prayers every night. But a week before a full moon, went abosolutly psychotic when her face was taken away from her and decided to drive a car off a cliff. She somehow survived and is now plaguing the house with turrets syndrome.

Chima - Pulled the tampon out of her black plague crotch and has seemingly calmed down. I think she's trying to hug people with plague crotch which is gross.

Dick - Still riding a flaming brony to God knows where. Probably to Dominic's house since he wants to fuck Dominic more than RuPaul wants to go to the drag club. Spreading rumors around the entire house and exposing Starz alias because Starz is Dominic's series and Dick's boner for Dominic has been ongoing for the last 675 days.

Dominic - Is trying not to talk to anybody because he is scared of every human being now that Dick has been trying to rape him for the last 675 days.

Jason - Ringleader of wanting to have a gigantic male alliance since apparently all the guys in this cast want this to be the season of the dick. Female players are not welcome in his eyes because the boobs on them all are so intimidating he thought having a dick alliance would be more fun.

Josh - Whiny 6th grader pretending to be a school teacher that constantly complains about every competition and the length of a week to everything and everybody. Currently trying to sort out his daddy issues with Drew, now that Drew nominated him.

Lori - Once again in here because she doesn't want to be. She misses me.

Nick - See Jason

Russell - 23 year old drunk man working at a casino and making deals with the house in hopes of seducing them and making final twos with everybody. Let's go to the beach beach let's go get a wave. *See showmance with Briticki*

[Rachel Plencner]

So in lieu of recent events I've decided to rename this season, "Big Brother Recycled All Stars: 'Allstars vs. Morons'"

The All Stars
Amy - Blonde headed vixen everyone thinks sucks but actually is good
Britney - Loveable psychobitch who cyberbsexes to get ahead in life
Cassandra - Sandra
Dominic - Ingocnito Hispanic that can win Vetos
Jason - Hypocritcial Catholic preacher man
Karen - "We're better than you and we know it!"
Lori - Fake hooker working the alleyway for $3 dollar bills and then realizing she took a moneyshot for fake money
Porsche - Her honesty is worth about 120 times as less as her namesake.. a car
Rachel - "We're better than you and we know it!"

Morons
Braden - trollololol
Chima - sekou
Dick - Flaming Rainbow Poney!!!!!!
Drew - Cumbucket
Josh - Dustin's wet dream
Jun - Porsche's Asian slutbag
Nick - Jason's personal cocksucker
Some black guy
Russell - Lori's personal sex slave

[Rachel Plencner]

Nick Star 12:35 am
Nm just got home. My friend broke up with his gf so it was guys night

Rachel Plencner 12:35 am
oh lord haha
that sucks about his gf tho

Nick Star 12:35 am
Naw she was shady


Like you and your Dreamcatchers?

Boom. Toasted <3

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[Rachel Plencner]

Nick Star 1:03 am
Im gonna be irritated if I went up over those 2 [about Parker and Josh]
cause they are very MIA and at least with active players is you can campaign to them
MIA people only follow a leader, check in just long enough to hear the plan and then leave

Because Russell, Dick, Dominic, Nick... they arent MIA a good percentage of the time or anything.

Boom. Sauted.

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[Rachel Plencner]

[Rachel Plencner]

Drew Daniel 11:24 pm
What's a Kush?


-_____- You're seriously so naive it hurts sometimes Drew. I feel like I'm talking to a baby rabbit. Ngl.

[Rachel Plencner]

Convo: Dick to Karen

dpd2108: And rachel and josh literally havent imed me once
dpd2108: They cant even be bothered to pm me

Well it's kinda hard to talk to you when you're always invisible on AIM and busy riding dick on your vacations.

Boom. Roasted.

God. I'm so mean I need to put a disclaimer on this shit before my DR opens at seasons end.

[Rachel Plencner]

So I was bored and made this. I don't mean to be offensive in this, but this is just me releasing the pent up frustration I get from playing this game. Enjoy~

[Brian Hart]

Looks great

[Rachel Plencner]

You didn't play Seasons 9-11 so.. I could try to make an All Stars 2 one but I know like nothing about most of that cast so.. :/

[Brian Hart]

haha no no its fine

[James Rhine]

Lol. I like it. The left half should've been the cast for this season

[Chenbot]

Renny....